It's been a loooong time since we put up a post re-capping the funny things the kids have been saying. But, don't worry, we've been keep track. Because, these guys are funny.
Without further ado, here are some of our favorites from the past year:
Melinda: Do you want spaghetti for dinner?
Steven: No!
Jefferson: No! Yucky!
Melinda: How about noodles with catchup sauce?
Jefferson: Noo-dles?
Melinda: Yes, noodles with catchup sauce.
Jefferson: Yay!
Steven: Yummy!
Eleanor: On my birthday eve I want to open some presents early.
Melinda: I don't think that's how it works.
Eleanor: Yes, it is. Adelaide invented it. Birthday eve.
Melinda: Boys, what did you do today?
Steven: I learn shapes.
Melinda: Oh yeah, what shapes did you learn?
Steven: Ummm... pink!
Jefferson: A sandwich!
Adelaide: You know, I have my own face windshield wipers. My hands.
Jefferson: I want to go inside.
Melinda: You want to go inside?
Jefferson: Yeah...
Melinda: Go inside.
Jefferson: Noooooo!!!!
Eleanor: Onions make my ears cry.
Adelaide: I colored this CTR thing last week, and Sister Low took it home and eliminated it for me.
(Laminated)
Eleanor: Me slide down the stairs.
Melinda: "I" slide down the...
Eleanor: No! You didn't. I did!
Steven: I do it my big self.
Eleanor: Steven, I want to give you one million kisses.
Steven: No, I too big.
Melinda: What do big boys like?
Jefferson: Ice cream!
Steven: Hi Miss Daddy!
Matt: What? Mr. Daddy.
Steven: Mrs. Daddy.
Matt: Say Mis-ter.
Steven: Mis-ter.
Matt: Mr. Daddy.
Steven: Mrs. Daddy.
Steven: What's that?
Eleanor: It's a skeleton buddy. You have one of those inside of you.
Steven: ...No..
Eleanor: Yeah, you have a skeleton in here.
Steven: Under my hair?
Eleanor: Not in your hair buddy, inside you.
(At the doctor's office)
Steven: You stabbed me! Don't look at me.
(Fork passing mishap)
Eleanor: My ears are getting bored.
Melinda: Steven, how many parents do you have?
Steven: Three. Adelaide, Eleanor, Daddy and Mommy.
Eleanor: It's easy to make a new butt crack. Just cut it with a knife!
(Surgery by Eleanor)
Steven: Whoa white car, easy, easy...
(bumpy road)
Steven: I ate my mouth
Eleanor: I like this song. It makes me laugh, because you can't buy dust.
(Another one bites the dust)
Matt: Should we get the rest of them?
Steven: Yah! Where my people. Let's get my people.
Eleanor: Want to hear something weird? Giraffes clean their nostrils with their tongue. Why would they do that?
Adelaide: Well, they don't have any issues, okay?
Jefferson: Steven pooped my undies.
Melinda: How did he do that?
Jefferson: He did that. Pooped my undies.
(Some things you can't blame on your brother)
Steven: Where other Uncle Jed?
Melinda: You mean Aunt Eve?
Steven: Yeah....
Melinda: How old will you be on your birthday?
Jefferson: Ummm... Thursday.
Steven: Jefferson is climbing on table! No pizza for Jefferson.
Jefferson: NO Steven! (starts to cry)
Melinda: We're not having pizza for breakfast... so no one is getting pizza.
Steven and Jefferson: GASP! (both cry)
Eleanor: Do you remember when there were special phones that couldn't make calls but could still take pictures?
Matt: You mean a camera?
Steven: Roar! ROAR!! Daddy, what do tigers eat?
Matt: Other animals.
Steven: No, that's silly.
Matt: Ok, you tell me. What do tigers eat?
Steven: Ummm... vegables.
Matt: Oh yeah, what a tigers favorite vegetable?
Steven: Carrots! And they eat brocci too.
Jefferson: Are we going to granny and papa's house?
Melinda; Nope, that's not even close to here.
Jefferson: Closed? Granny and Papa's house not closed. It is open.
Adelaide: Is that the path of totally?
(Totality)
Steven: I got my feet on.
Steven: It's your birthday!
Melinda: That's right. Do you know how old I am?
Steven: 2? 3...4...5!
Eleanor: No! She's 67!
Melinda: What? That's older than grandpa!
Eleanor: Oh, 61?
Steven: Thank you Daddy make a dinner and we eat it and it's good and it makes our tummies grow like a tree, grow like a truck.
(Dinner prayer)
Jefferson: I am riding a cow. I am a cowboy.
Steven: The train is chuggaling on the track.
Steven: I can't find Thomas the Shoe
(Thomas the train shoes)
Steven: I'm coughing. I did not even drink coffee. I drink milk and water.
Steven: Adelaide, I put a crap on you.
Adelaide: What?
Steven: And, it pinch you. I put lots of craps on you!
Adelaide: (Laughing too hard to respond)
Steven: I putting craps on you. Lots of craps.
(When you can't pronounce crab, your threats are a lot less intimidating).
Jefferson: (Screams in terror because Mom decided to use the free vacuums at the car wash to suck up the cracker crumbs).
Steven: Jefferson, I will not save you!
(Every brother for himself).
Melinda: How was school?
Steven: Good, we got a new 'ember.
Melinda: Ember?
Steven: Yes. December, not November.
Bonus Round! Cool words the boys invented:
The Jensen Comedy Crew
Without further ado, here are some of our favorites from the past year:
Melinda: Do you want spaghetti for dinner?
Steven: No!
Jefferson: No! Yucky!
Melinda: How about noodles with catchup sauce?
Jefferson: Noo-dles?
Melinda: Yes, noodles with catchup sauce.
Jefferson: Yay!
Steven: Yummy!
Eleanor: On my birthday eve I want to open some presents early.
Melinda: I don't think that's how it works.
Eleanor: Yes, it is. Adelaide invented it. Birthday eve.
Melinda: Boys, what did you do today?
Steven: I learn shapes.
Melinda: Oh yeah, what shapes did you learn?
Steven: Ummm... pink!
Jefferson: A sandwich!
Adelaide: You know, I have my own face windshield wipers. My hands.
Jefferson: I want to go inside.
Melinda: You want to go inside?
Jefferson: Yeah...
Melinda: Go inside.
Jefferson: Noooooo!!!!
Eleanor: Onions make my ears cry.
Adelaide: I colored this CTR thing last week, and Sister Low took it home and eliminated it for me.
(Laminated)
Eleanor: Me slide down the stairs.
Melinda: "I" slide down the...
Eleanor: No! You didn't. I did!
Steven: I do it my big self.
Eleanor: Steven, I want to give you one million kisses.
Steven: No, I too big.
Melinda: What do big boys like?
Jefferson: Ice cream!
Steven: Hi Miss Daddy!
Matt: What? Mr. Daddy.
Steven: Mrs. Daddy.
Matt: Say Mis-ter.
Steven: Mis-ter.
Matt: Mr. Daddy.
Steven: Mrs. Daddy.
Steven: What's that?
Eleanor: It's a skeleton buddy. You have one of those inside of you.
Steven: ...No..
Eleanor: Yeah, you have a skeleton in here.
Steven: Under my hair?
Eleanor: Not in your hair buddy, inside you.
(At the doctor's office)
Steven: You stabbed me! Don't look at me.
(Fork passing mishap)
Eleanor: My ears are getting bored.
Melinda: Steven, how many parents do you have?
Steven: Three. Adelaide, Eleanor, Daddy and Mommy.
Eleanor: It's easy to make a new butt crack. Just cut it with a knife!
(Surgery by Eleanor)
Steven: Whoa white car, easy, easy...
(bumpy road)
Steven: I ate my mouth
Eleanor: I like this song. It makes me laugh, because you can't buy dust.
(Another one bites the dust)
Matt: Should we get the rest of them?
Steven: Yah! Where my people. Let's get my people.
Eleanor: Want to hear something weird? Giraffes clean their nostrils with their tongue. Why would they do that?
Adelaide: Well, they don't have any issues, okay?
Jefferson: Steven pooped my undies.
Melinda: How did he do that?
Jefferson: He did that. Pooped my undies.
(Some things you can't blame on your brother)
Steven: Where other Uncle Jed?
Melinda: You mean Aunt Eve?
Steven: Yeah....
Melinda: How old will you be on your birthday?
Jefferson: Ummm... Thursday.
Steven: Jefferson is climbing on table! No pizza for Jefferson.
Jefferson: NO Steven! (starts to cry)
Melinda: We're not having pizza for breakfast... so no one is getting pizza.
Steven and Jefferson: GASP! (both cry)
Eleanor: Do you remember when there were special phones that couldn't make calls but could still take pictures?
Matt: You mean a camera?
Steven: Roar! ROAR!! Daddy, what do tigers eat?
Matt: Other animals.
Steven: No, that's silly.
Matt: Ok, you tell me. What do tigers eat?
Steven: Ummm... vegables.
Matt: Oh yeah, what a tigers favorite vegetable?
Steven: Carrots! And they eat brocci too.
Jefferson: Are we going to granny and papa's house?
Melinda; Nope, that's not even close to here.
Jefferson: Closed? Granny and Papa's house not closed. It is open.
Adelaide: Is that the path of totally?
(Totality)
Steven: I got my feet on.
Steven: It's your birthday!
Melinda: That's right. Do you know how old I am?
Steven: 2? 3...4...5!
Eleanor: No! She's 67!
Melinda: What? That's older than grandpa!
Eleanor: Oh, 61?
Steven: Thank you Daddy make a dinner and we eat it and it's good and it makes our tummies grow like a tree, grow like a truck.
(Dinner prayer)
Jefferson: I am riding a cow. I am a cowboy.
Steven: The train is chuggaling on the track.
Steven: I can't find Thomas the Shoe
(Thomas the train shoes)
Steven: I'm coughing. I did not even drink coffee. I drink milk and water.
Steven: Adelaide, I put a crap on you.
Adelaide: What?
Steven: And, it pinch you. I put lots of craps on you!
Adelaide: (Laughing too hard to respond)
Steven: I putting craps on you. Lots of craps.
(When you can't pronounce crab, your threats are a lot less intimidating).
Jefferson: (Screams in terror because Mom decided to use the free vacuums at the car wash to suck up the cracker crumbs).
Steven: Jefferson, I will not save you!
(Every brother for himself).
Melinda: How was school?
Steven: Good, we got a new 'ember.
Melinda: Ember?
Steven: Yes. December, not November.
Bonus Round! Cool words the boys invented:
- Popsicold - Jefferson's version of popsicle
- Buddyfly - Jefferson's version of butterfly
- Grandparker - Jefferson's version of Grandpa Parker.
- Nice cream - Steven's version of ice cream
- Tastidilla - Steven's version of quesadilla
- Punchiment - Steven's version of punishment
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