We never thought we would ever become "those parents." You know the kind... the ones that drive their children to success in sports or music or pageants to the exclusion of all normal activities and family sanity. We've never even been tempted... until now. Now that we've discovered that Eleanor is gifted. That's right, our baby girl has a gift. Eleanor was born... to bowl! Bowl you over with my cuteness! Even though Eleanor can't even lift the 6 lb bowling ball, she some how managed to shove it straight down the lane for several successive spares and a first time score of 97. It would have been over 100, but she gave up for the last couple frames when her teething gel started wearing off. NCAA Bowling Scholarships Await! (Do those exist? We hope so.) Dad may have helped, just a little. We thought about enrolling her in a bowling league, but evidently those don't exist for the under 5 crowd. It's age discrimination, but what can ...